glad to see i have yet to be relegated to lowly “steve guttenberg” status!
when you father accepted his induction into the massapequa hall of fame he commented that MY father was one of the greatest influences during that young and impressionable crossroads in his life. your father accepted was great class and dignity. sorry it appears that these qualities have experienced a generational break in your case with you achieveing the lofty goals of commenting on the intelligence, talent, success, and fame of others. i’m sure your father is so proud of such smarmy endeavors.
good luck to you and your book deal! can’t wait to read (wipe my ass with) that one. regards to your elegant father and enjoy squid!
william baldwin
On Sep 16, 2005 10:04 PM, william baldwin said:
dan,
thank you for not relegating to lowly “steve guttenberg” status just yet.
when your father accepted his induction into the massapequa high school hall of fame - he commented that my father was one of the most influential and impressive men that he had ever known - having made an enormous impression on him during that most vulnerable crossroads in his life. he accepted with tremendous class, grace and dignity.
so sorry that these qualities have seemed to have experienced a generational skip in your case with you achieveing the lofty endeavors of a barnacle -making a living commenting on the intelligence, talent, success and fame of others.
i’m sure your father must be so proud of such smarmy achievements. good luck with the book deal! can’t wait to (wipe my ass with) read that one. let me know if i can be of any assistance. have lots of contact in that arena. looks like you might need the help. regards to your father and enjoy squid!
all the best,
william baldwin
On Sep 18, 2005 3:18 AM, Anonymous said:
This comment was previously posted under the name “Steve Guttenberg.” It’s (obviously) a fake. But we’re pretty sure the previous two comments are disturbingly real. Ed.
Thanks for the free press guys!
William, glad to see your status as a superstar doesn’t keep you from commenting on blog appearances. Also it was interesting seeing the two iterations of your ill-advised letter. A fascinating insight into the writing of a multifaceted talent. Obviously you have access to an excellent thesaurus.
Best of luck with your future art/endeavors/goals.
When you’re done wiping your ass with all those scripts you must be getting, feel free to pass them along.
Smarm!
Steve
On Sep 19, 2005 9:45 PM, Al Bev said:
ill-advised letter? (obviously)a fake? disturbingly real? who’s ed? why isn’t anyone talking about the great al bev???
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dan,
glad to see i have yet to be relegated to lowly “steve guttenberg” status!
when you father accepted his induction into the massapequa hall of fame he commented that MY father was one of the greatest influences during that young and impressionable crossroads in his life. your father accepted was great class and dignity. sorry it appears that these qualities have experienced a generational break in your case with you achieveing the lofty goals of commenting on the intelligence, talent, success, and fame of others. i’m sure your father is so proud of such smarmy endeavors.
good luck to you and your book deal! can’t wait to read (wipe my ass with) that one. regards to your elegant father and enjoy squid!
william baldwin
dan,
thank you for not relegating to lowly “steve guttenberg” status just yet.
when your father accepted his induction into the massapequa high school hall of fame - he commented that my father was one of the most influential and impressive men that he had ever known - having made an enormous impression on him during that most vulnerable crossroads in his life. he accepted with tremendous class, grace and dignity.
so sorry that these qualities have seemed to have experienced a generational skip in your case with you achieveing the lofty endeavors of a barnacle -making a living commenting on the intelligence, talent, success and fame of others.
i’m sure your father must be so proud of such smarmy achievements. good luck with the book deal! can’t wait to (wipe my ass with) read that one. let me know if i can be of any assistance. have lots of contact in that arena. looks like you might need the help. regards to your father and enjoy squid!
all the best,
william baldwin
This comment was previously posted under the name “Steve Guttenberg.” It’s (obviously) a fake. But we’re pretty sure the previous two comments are disturbingly real. Ed.
Thanks for the free press guys!
William, glad to see your status as a superstar doesn’t keep you from commenting on blog appearances. Also it was interesting seeing the two iterations of your ill-advised letter. A fascinating insight into the writing of a multifaceted talent. Obviously you have access to an excellent thesaurus.
Best of luck with your future art/endeavors/goals.
When you’re done wiping your ass with all those scripts you must be getting, feel free to pass them along.
Smarm!
Steve
ill-advised letter? (obviously)a fake? disturbingly real? who’s ed? why isn’t anyone talking about the great al bev???